Raymond Ho 

A boy who never tells the truth. He has a large cock and secretly watches porn everyday. He works at strippers taste like chicken and enjoys banging random people on the street. Whenever he lies, his face turns red so you know if he is lying.

Jack: "What are you doing on your phone buddy?"
Eddie: "Ummm I'm watching youtube"
Jack: "Holy shit you're a Raymond Ho"

Raymond Ho by Bangboy198 June 10, 2019

captain raymond holt 

Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.

Is that Captain Raymond Holt? Ugh, I hate how he always makes us wear ties.

captain raymond holt by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018

Raymond Holt 

Raymond Holt is a police captain on the show Brooklyn 99. He is often referred to as a “robot”. He’s a gay, black man with a dog named Cheddar.

“Morning, Captain Raymond Holt!”
“Good morning.”

Raymond Holt by qüjsjsj February 8, 2020

Raymond Hoac

1) A human/cyborg? generator of expressive verbal terms such as "Oh my.. GOD!" or "you know WHAT?!?"

2) Is graced with the gift of minor narcolepsy. There is no environment that cannot be slept in.

3) Someone everybody loves.

4) God/Provider of transport (can usually be located in a maroon coloured van aptly known as the killer van or victim van.)

5) Makes frequent comparisons/judgments that are heavily opinionated. "That car is the SCUM of ALL cars!!"

6) Legend has it that Raymond has once defeated an entire army in the 15th century. His expertise in immortality is still inexplicable.

"Yo can you help me with this computer science question?"

Raymond Hoac: "Sure, I don't see why not"

"Okay, so question one.."

Raymond Hoac: "zzzzzzzzz."

"nvm."

Raymond Hoac by I am Not William, Tim or Corey May 8, 2009

Captain Raymond Holt 

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.

Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.

Captain Raymond Holt by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023

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Raymondo 

A fucking badass Italian last name

Dude that last name Raymondo is sick

Raymondo by Ashrex September 10, 2019