Rataplan

To plot or scheme in a decidedly rat-like manner, esp. when formulating an agenda for the acquisition of cheese and/or shiny objects.

Just look at those two nefarious-looking furry midgets in the corner there... they are clearly rataplanning something.

Rataplan by Safbot July 30, 2010

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Rataplan

The planning stage for an event that occurs after the pre-plan but before the actual preparation for the event.

"I don't want to shower and get ready yet, I have like three more hours to rataplan before I have to do any of that."

Rataplan by 453Lincoln April 9, 2010

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Rataplan • ratplanet

ratplanet

Planet Earth, or any location, when implying its social decay or lack of morality.

I'm just waiting for some loser to blow up this miserable ratplanet.

ratplanet by Apple Octopus May 30, 2006

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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