Rastafarian Jews

A group of Rastsfarian Jews, its pretty self explanitory.

The Rastafarian Jews oath.

I pledge allegiance to the Rastafarian Jew

I will respect the rules of this amazing crew

I will not divulge any of its secrets

Nor will I act like Ryan Seacrest

I will respect the strict food policy at R.J. Parties

I will not, during any meeting, release any farties

My speach shall be slurred and clean at all times,

I will support our country and like the sound of wind chimes

I will promote peach wherever possible

I will not do drugs, even when plausible,

With this oath i do solemnly swear

That red, yellow, and green i will always wear

We're accepting members, but one of their names must start with a "j", "e", "w", or "s", and they will be refered to by that name for the rest of their membership, and it can't be a nickname, must be first middle or last

You know that Red, Green, and Yellow color combo? You imediately think Bob Marley. And you know what a Jew is. And that would be the Rastafarian Jews.

Rastafarian Jews by Rastafarian E. August 8, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016