by Bennetth June 7, 2016
Get the Rarinst mug.The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.
by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005
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A symptom of computer that will stop download any .exe files after 99% of progess but works 100% well if the file is in .rar format.
"yesterday i was trying to download that maple story private server in .exe but man... it stuck at 99% what a raristic pc."
by MMOfreakZ January 19, 2009
Get the raristic mug.Steve, you're about as dependable as a black man in a rainstorm.
Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.
Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.
by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011
Get the A black man in a rainstorm mug.When a man takes out his tiny shriveled penis an trickles down on his poor girl/boy friend and then giggles maniacally about crackpot economic theory while beating The Republican Centipede to make it circle faster and faster.
by Franklin Delano Roosevolution April 27, 2011
Get the Republican Rainstorm mug.The Russell Rainstorm a sexual act where one partner straddles the face of another partner with their anus directly over the other partners nose. While farting the person begins to urinate on the other partner, this making a thunderstorm of farts and urine
by Golden Sterling December 29, 2021
Get the Russell Rainstorm mug.When a person or persons take a rainstick, a dried cactus used as a sacred native american holy object, wrap it with packing tape, shove a couple condoms on the end with generous amounts of vaseline or lube on it and proceed to shove it up their own or their same sex male cousin's anus....repeatedly. Note: Rainsticks are about 3 feet long and are splintery with morraca sounding cactus seeds inside. When shaking your ass you can truly make it rain. Feel the power of the sex toys of circumstance and watch out for splinters....ouch. Note this is the equivilent of shoving a 3 to 6 foot and 5 inch diameter crucifix up your vagina or anus willingly by yourself or with a stranger you met while cruising the HoJo or Waffle House, whatever your prefence. Also known as: Janet-ing or Ed-it-ing yourself. Not to be confused with making it rain with dollas at the strip club. First signs that your partner may be rainsticking are: 1. Leaving for work at 5:30 am only to find them stabbing the couch with a samurai sword in a meth frenzy with a punctured colon. 2. Finding stashes of enemas with lube and saved web searches about homemade cameraless colonoscopy methods. See also: Chronic constipation, screaming from bathroom during BM, splinters in the anus, bruised techicolored anus, demonic screaming sessions and faux- German trances while ripping hair from ones head and screaming while on Opana.
Wow, I really loved that rainstick my Dad bought me until I left my boyfriend Paul for my new husband and upon touching the rainstick cried out "There is lube and buttgrease coating atleast 9 inches of this rainstick which has been broken and retaped at the end due to vigorous anal insertion...Now I know why he could never take a shit without screaming...Was it the cactus spines or the simple fact he shoved a stick up his ass...literally..."
Example: He was rainsticking like the Thor, god of thunder. Shake that ass, butt watch yourself.
Example: He was rainsticking like the Thor, god of thunder. Shake that ass, butt watch yourself.
by AbdulRahman January 3, 2013
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