Rapture-Ready

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When churchgoers stop being pew-warmers and start winning souls for Jesus—when every born-again Christian (living and dead) will be snatched away to heaven on Christ’s Second Coming, leaving lukewarm believers behind.

Because not every believer or churchgoer is saved, Christians need to be rapture-ready to avoid being under the rule of the evil dictator, who will force everybody on earth to be marked with the number of the Beast.

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Rapture Ready

A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site.

I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.

Rapture Ready by Evo is a Fact February 12, 2009

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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