Ranunculopsia Minuta 

A rare and highly specific visual hallucination in which the affected individual perceives miniature frogs hopping about in their surroundings. Often reported in moments of extreme exhaustion, stress, or after consuming questionable gas station sushi.

"Doc, I swear I’m not crazy, but I think that expired tequila gave me a raging case of ranunculopsia minuta—there’s a tiny frog in my sock, and the little bastard just winked at me."

Emma: "So we’re in the middle of this crowded café, right? And out of nowhere, Ben slams his coffee down, points at an empty chair, and goes, ‘Listen here, Sir Hops-a-Lot, you can’t just dismiss the socioeconomic implications of sentient breadsticks in a post-capitalist otter commune!’"

Jason: "Yeah, that’s full-blown ranunculopsia minuta. Either that or he’s been huffing too many philosophy podcasts again."

Though there is no known cure for Ranunculopsia Minuta, researchers have found that symptoms often subside after proper hydration, a full night’s sleep, or the realization that the frog is charging rent for emotional support. In severe cases, doctors recommend gently informing the hallucinated frog that it is, in fact, not real—though one subject reported that his frog simply replied, "That's what you think."

Ranunculopsia Minuta by Doctor lignis February 13, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016