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Ranky Panky

Using one's business/social rank as a vehicle for aggressive uninvited seduction. Replete with rewards and penalties for compliance or non-compliance. An extreme example would be: “Doing the maid.” Exploiting people sexually thru seniority.

Ranky Panky is also a form of sexual exploitation -or- using sex as a tool to advance oneself in an organization.
A Company CEO can promise unspoken rewards and favour on the job for the secretaries who engage in Rank Panky.

2.Thru Ranky Panky she/he was able to climb the corporate ladder quicker than others more qualified.

Derived from Hanky Panky

The phrase was created as an homage to Robert Fullers work on Rankism and Dignity.
Ranky Panky by Michael Greenberg September 2, 2008
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Ranky Panky

Using one's business/social rank as a vehicle for aggressive uninvited seduction. Replete with rewards and penalties for compliance or non-compliance. An extreme example would be: “Doing the maid.” Exploiting people sexually thru seniority.

Ranky Panky is also a form of sexual exploitation -or- using sex as a tool to advance oneself in an organization.

2.Thru Ranky Panky she/he was able to climb the corporate ladder quicker than others more qualified.

Derived from Hanky Panky

The CEO engages in Ranky Panky.
Ranky Panky by Michael Greenberg September 3, 2008

Ranky Stanky Hanky Panky 

a Dirty Old NASTY Crusty Musty Hairy Used Booty.
YO DADDY's BOOTY! its Ranky Stanky Hanky Panky

Randy Pandy 

A term used commonly in the Xbox Live community, and gaming community in general.
Basically as another word for a n00b or a BK stating that someone is a random loser, or ill-talented person at games and/or life itself.
Ryan: "Haha, dudeee, look at this fuckin' randy pandy who just joined our game!!"
Ruben: "I knowww, he's such a n00b, probably doesn't even know how to play Gears!"
Randy Pandy by AudibleAirflow January 9, 2009

Ranay Panay

A professional in getting girls. Most girls that ranay panay pulls are girls named rylie.
Ranay Panay is really good at getting Rylie!
Ranay Panay by kvar5 August 31, 2021

Rank-A-Pank 

eg. Brianne had a rank-a-pank that shook the house.
Rank-A-Pank by ALAMMA September 27, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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