Randy is a legend. He once saved a person from a burning building but nutting all over the fire. He likes to dominate people with his outstanding 70 yard SHlOnG. His nickname is B.A.P. (Big ass pimp).
Randy Nelson once slapped his step sister in the face with his 100 pound gonads because he didn’t like the pasta she made.
by Jennifer short November 9, 2022
Get the Randy nelsonmug.