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The opposite of a hypothesis. A randort is a random retort based on pure assumption(s). A hypothesis is a “highly educated guess” and a randort is a poorly supported guess often wildly correct but for the wrong reasons and mere connect coincidences.
Erica: Was the abacus invited to teach mathematics in ancient China?

Amber: My randort would be that in all practicality the market place was ripe for the use of the abacus to show simple addition and subtraction to the common uneducated customers and so perhaps was not directly invented for teaching but to avoid confusion and therefore conflict in the market place.
Randort by MR13auer November 16, 2021
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Randoriffia 

When a song you haven't heard for a while gets stuck in your head for no apparent reason. It can be an entire song, or a simple lyric or guitar riff. It then plays repetitively in your head to almost no end for a random amount of time. It can be a beloved song, or a loathed song.
It's been ages since I've heard Sir-Mix-A-Lot, but I've been suffering from Randoriffia today. I've been humming "Baby Got Back" and saying "L.A. face with an Oakland booty" non-stop all morning. Now my co-workers are getting concerned.
Randoriffia by Skinny Juice July 8, 2010

randurtle 

A Twitch slang, about content hugging for viewers.

A combination of rad, nerd, turtle, and neanderthal.
Once in a blue moon a streamer appears to be a Reddit content addict like Vadikkus

Also, @nymn @xQcow YOURMOM

Also, if forsen sees this VI VON ZULUL
I love Nymn, he's a react Randurtle ~ Norman W.F. Streamer
randurtle by blackbaymax October 17, 2020
Randor is a fictional character that can travel through dimensions and time. He was created by Cody Halpin while he was sitting with his friends.
"Look that's randor, he saved the universe"
randor by Spideruncle22 November 6, 2021

RanDomthiNg521

RanDomthiNg521 known best for stark industries 20 drops is a man with a bad mic and a great mic at the same time also hates the British
Random:are you bri.ish mate biscuits and tea
Sheepman: oh you shut up RanDomthiNg521
Random:hahaha
RanDomthiNg521 by Clumsy noname December 26, 2020

Randomtivity

The act of being random
There is a lot of randomtivity going on
Randomtivity by Kaede January 20, 2003

Randomtocracy 

A form of government in which all rules, punishments, and laws (including the laws of physics) are decided randomly by an ominous group called the council.
You don't want to be ostracized- you better follow the rules of the randomtocracy!