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The opposite of a hypothesis. A randort is a random retort based on pure assumption(s). A hypothesis is a “highly educated guess” and a randort is a poorly supported guess often wildly correct but for the wrong reasons and mere connect coincidences.
Erica: Was the abacus invited to teach mathematics in ancient China?

Amber: My randort would be that in all practicality the market place was ripe for the use of the abacus to show simple addition and subtraction to the common uneducated customers and so perhaps was not directly invented for teaching but to avoid confusion and therefore conflict in the market place.
Randort by MR13auer November 16, 2021
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Randoriffia 

When a song you haven't heard for a while gets stuck in your head for no apparent reason. It can be an entire song, or a simple lyric or guitar riff. It then plays repetitively in your head to almost no end for a random amount of time. It can be a beloved song, or a loathed song.
It's been ages since I've heard Sir-Mix-A-Lot, but I've been suffering from Randoriffia today. I've been humming "Baby Got Back" and saying "L.A. face with an Oakland booty" non-stop all morning. Now my co-workers are getting concerned.
Randoriffia by Skinny Juice July 8, 2010

randurtle 

A Twitch slang, about content hugging for viewers.

A combination of rad, nerd, turtle, and neanderthal.
Once in a blue moon a streamer appears to be a Reddit content addict like Vadikkus

Also, @nymn @xQcow YOURMOM

Also, if forsen sees this VI VON ZULUL
I love Nymn, he's a react Randurtle ~ Norman W.F. Streamer
randurtle by blackbaymax October 17, 2020
Randor is a fictional character that can travel through dimensions and time. He was created by Cody Halpin while he was sitting with his friends.
"Look that's randor, he saved the universe"
randor by Spideruncle22 November 6, 2021

RanDomthiNg521

RanDomthiNg521 known best for stark industries 20 drops is a man with a bad mic and a great mic at the same time also hates the British
Random:are you bri.ish mate biscuits and tea
Sheepman: oh you shut up RanDomthiNg521
Random:hahaha
RanDomthiNg521 by Clumsy noname December 26, 2020

Randomtivity

The act of being random
There is a lot of randomtivity going on
Randomtivity by Kaede January 20, 2003

Randomtocracy 

A form of government in which all rules, punishments, and laws (including the laws of physics) are decided randomly by an ominous group called the council.
You don't want to be ostracized- you better follow the rules of the randomtocracy!
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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