During the act of sexual arrousal, the male ejactulates into the female's ear. Moments later the male slides his finger into the orifice of the ear and gently pushes the remains furhter into the ear, causing the ear drum to be completely covered with a white silky mess!
Dude, Brooke can't hear anymore bro! I gave her a ranchy ear drum, it's disgusting!
by friendofthebeanmachine June 14, 2010
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