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When a male takes his testicles and dips them in another man's semen than proceeds to violently slap the other in the face.
Did you hear about Kevin and Andrew?

Kevin gave him a big ol' ranchie in the parking lot during lunch.
Ranchie by Big Boy Entze June 23, 2016
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A type of person who eats with his palms, goons a lot, and is a certified mouth breather. They say slurs like their giving out candy on halloween, but now refrain from it because they want to go to college. A ranchie is also a little loose in the head and somehow has every OF girl memorized
Why are you being such a ranchie?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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