Definitions by G|23G

Ramen 

Can be acquired in two convenient, and scrumptious, forms.

1) Cup O' Ramen.
2) Brick O' Ramen.

College students base their diets around beef, shrimp, chicken, and oriental flavored noodles.

There are better, tastier foods to purchase, such as hot pockets and bagel bites. But ramen saves money so you can buy more liquor, so who really gives a fuck.

Jess, a college student, has ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She's lucky that ramen exists, because if it didn't, she'd be crying from starvation and drinking no more tears shampoo.

Ramen by G|23G October 23, 2003

Beanbag 

A round, hippo-shaped woman that one could easily mistake for a beanbag.

I sat on the beanbag, but it turned out it was some fat chicks wearing a moo-moo.

Beanbag by G|23G October 13, 2003

Eatbeast 

A gigantic woman, composed of approximately 90.0% lard, with an esophagus that has greater gravity than the sun.

This eatbeast is going to fuck up this entire buffet. There will be nothing left in about 5 minutes. I hope she doesn't eat my little brother.

Eatbeast by G|23G October 13, 2003