A Rainnelle is someone who can stop world hunger with her smile. Her ethereal laugh stops genocides and wars in there track. When you talk to Rainnelle all your problems disappear and she leaves you with a permanent smile on your face. Every problem you have Rainnelle can solve. When Rainnelle touches you your brain shoots you with millions of volts because it thinks you’ve just died and entered heaven. When Rainnelle makes a joke the dead crawl out of their graves to have their ears blessed a final time. Rainnelle’s personality isn’t just perfect, but gawd Dayum she’s also a hottie. When Rainnelle talks all you can think of is how badly you wanna kiss her fat juicy lips. She’s fr wifey material. But too bad, there’s no person hot enough on this earth to pull Rainnelle.
by Suarfish999 November 21, 2023