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Solid Rainmaker 

The act of defecating in a shower head of one whom you are in opposition, with the intention of said person taking a shower full of shit.

**MUST HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO PULL OFF THIS HIGH LEVEL MANEUVER**

Procedure:
1. Unscrew shower head
**for smaller shower heads you may need to utilize a pastry bag filled with fecal matter**
2. Fill shower head with fecal matter using either the conventional method or aforementioned pastry bag
3. Replace shower head leaving no evidence behind.

(for added effect, use a creative garnish of your choice or use in conjunction with the Upper Decker)
Mike: Yo, that frat rejected me a few days ago, so I snuck in and left them with a fuckin solid rainmaker!!!

George: Holy shit, you got hella balls to do that! You fucking GOT 'EM, man!!!

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Frat Boy 1: What the flying fuck bro, what the hell is this shit?!?!

Frat Boy 2: Oh shit, looks like you just got nailed with a Solid Rainmaker!!! DAMN, bro!!!
Solid Rainmaker by G.M. Kevin August 29, 2009

rainmaker 

An employee who creates a significant amount of new business to a company. This term is often used in the context of a financial services company, such as a brokerage.
We need to hire a rainmaker to bring our business up from a slump of no sales.
rainmaker by dan July 25, 2003

Philadelphia Rainmaker 

To piss all over your girl right as she enters to join you in the shower, preferably when she is trying to act as sexy and seductive as possible.
Lisa seductively entered the shower and offered to scrub my back, but I instead greeted her with a Philadelphia Rainmaker. She was livid!
Philadelphia Rainmaker by McWag January 2, 2009

rainmaker 

1. a powerful and successful representative or agent who generates a lot of unexpected business, especially a law firm

2. a ball hit very high to the outfield or beyond the fence
They were once a rainmaker, but they are now bankrupt.

Rainmaker 

A shot on the Wii Sport Tennis game where the ball is hit so hard, you can see the air being travelled behind it like a cloud.
Evan: "Whoa! Ha! Rainmaker hit by Anna!"
Austin: "Shut up, we're still beating you!"
Rainmaker by Anna Hedgehog June 12, 2008

Rainmaker 

Usually a senior investment banker such as an MD who generates large sums of money by doing business with high profile clients. Synonyms include: Baller, Boss, King

Usually drives a Bentley and wears gold dollar cufflinks
Analyst 1: Yo dawg, what's your bonus?
Analyst 2: Man, I only got $60K

Analyst 1: Damn son, we bustin' out 100 hours for such a weak bonus!
Analyst 2: For real, man I heard those guys over in TMT got $90K thanks to the rainmaker
Analyst 1: Yeah dawg, Joe is such a boss.