rabbit ass 

The exact opposite of a Turtlehead.
Being so constapated that your cheeks get sucked in and when
it comes out its tight little pelets.

i need to drink a ton of laxative right now, i haven't crapped in 2 weeks,
i've got major rabbit@ss right now...damn it hurts...

rabbit ass by Yo Mama October 14, 2003

Rabbit ass 

You're Crazy, as in; you are out of your rabbit ass mind

You're so crazy you are out of your rabbit ass mind

Rabbit ass by Weekendet July 19, 2017

rabbit-ass 

a girl with a nice ass who upon getting married or becoming involved in a relationship with a man finds that the size of her ass begins to multiply in a rate that corresponds with the period of the relationship. (Similar to the way rabbits multiply when they "couple.")

Peter: That Jane used to be hot, but since she hooked up with Mike, damn her ass has got huuge!

Freddy: She's a rabbit-ass. Since she's been with him, her ass is multiplyin' in size every week!

rabbit-ass by hot-dog August 29, 2007

rabbit ass mind 

someone who is acting crazy or not thinking clearly. absurd and way off base. behaving in a manner as to call your sanity into question.

"i know this nigga must be out his rabbit ass mind thinking i'm gone drive way crosstown to pick his ass up."

"this bitch must be out her rabbit ass mind calling my phone asking for ronnie."

rabbit ass mind by maryjane420 August 13, 2005

Ass-Rabbit 

N. A mythical small lagomorph with a fully developed booty for a head, that produces feces in a manner similar to chocolate ice cream.

Man, I tell you I'm terrified of getting a Cleveland Steamroller from an ass-rabbit at night. Way worse than any boogyman.

Ass-Rabbit by DickHeadMcFuck April 4, 2015

ass rabbit 

1) Someone who jumps on other people's asses like a rabbit.
2) An asshole who just can't let it go

Daniel just won't get shut up about it. He is such an ass rabbit.

ass rabbit by Laughing-London October 18, 2018

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass! by Silverlock March 30, 2009