RYAN GIPSON

noun: A studly man who is honest, intelligent and quite romantic. Also referred to as Gippy or "knight in shining armor." can usually be found in Conshohocken or Circuit City. He is one of the most loving and moral males alive today. The name Ryan Gipson is also commonly associated with fun, laughter and never-ending conversations.

1.I had the best day ever because I had the pleasure of courting Ryan Gipson.

2. OMG is that Ryan Gipson? his girlfriend is so hot.

RYAN GIPSON by bethani zev December 14, 2008

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Ryan Gibson

Just a dead on fella if ya run inta him buy him a drink you won't regret it he's proper banter and makes for a good friend and amazing lover. Legend tells us he once tought a tiger to dance and that he once beat Jesus in a drinking contest after they had defeated an army of horny dwarf bears in later years this was celebrated as Christmas. If you find him on your journey through life consider yourself blessed.

Holy fucking shit Batman it's Ryan Gibson!

Ryan Gibson by Truthspeakerandloverofgods February 25, 2017

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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