Guy 1: My Life Sucks
Guy 2: Yeah, So Does Mine Guy 1: No I mean it really sucks
Goth Girl: Then You Should Think About Suicide, Like I Have
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Yeah, Shut Up Bitch & Suck
Guy 1: So What Should I Do?
Guy 2: Hop On A Greyhound, Run Away
Something women do when you start winning the argument.
Logic Attack *she runs
Fact Attack *she runs
Females cant win in a man's world (logic ,criticism, accountability), so they run away to not face the consequences of being wrong.
Not so tough now are ya?
The thing you do when you want to make hasty getaway from Lord Pink Floyd's twitch.tv channel. Made Infamous by "Iriish" and "Jackontheattack."
lord_pink_floyd: Alright we have 10 votes for white, and 10 for black
(Iriish has joined the channel)
Iriish: I choose white.
Scubasteve23: What the heck, how does he even..
Zookeeper87: You got some 'splaining to do, Mr. Iriish
Iriish: Oh no..
Iriish: RUN AWAY!
(Iriish has left the channel)
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*