ROTGL 

Roll on The Ground Laughing

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ROTGL by Jun0000 May 27, 2009

ROTFLDM 

Rolling On The Floor Like Draco Malfoy
This term refers to the character Draco Malfoy from A Very A Potter Musical, the fan-made parody musical by StarKid Productions. In the musical, Draco is known for rolling around on the floor, so, to ROTFLDM is to roll around in an imitation of Draco.

Person 1: My friend just said she was a Hufflepuff, and I said "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
Person 2: ROTFLDM

ROTFLDM by Remus John Lupin May 24, 2010

roglification 

You have been "roglified" are about to achieve something great, and at the very last moment a cold-hearted ruthless person comes along and takes it from you.

Named after the Slovenian cyclist Primož Roglič.

"I suffered massive roglification at the bar last night. I was chatting to this girl all night, about to take her home, but 10 minutes before closing an NBA player appeared and asked her if she needed a lift"

roglification by hjribeiro August 26, 2021

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

Internet acronyms used to express extreme amusement and/or disbelief, strung together to make one very wrong word.

Short for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Oh My Fucking God
Get The Fuck Out
Fuck Off And Die In A Fire
For The Win
What The Fuck

So guess who I saw today?

Who?
I saw Lisa today!
Really? ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF by Blippee August 31, 2023

ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off till tears came out of my eyes and snot came out of my nose

(in a chat window)

a: dude...check this out!!! <insert super funny link here>
a: (5 minutes later) you there?
b: (15 minutes later) DUDE!!! ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN!!! OMG OMG!!!

ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN by krist0ph3r April 19, 2009

Roggles 

Roggles, otherwise known as Rochester Goggles, are invisible goggles worn my men at the University of Rochester to make the girls instantly become better looking.

The visual effects of Roggles are roughly equivalent to 5 shots of Everclear, and a 4 Loko.

Roggles are a necessity for a male at the University of Rochester if he wants to even consider getting with a semi-attractive girl.

Jered: "Damn dude! That girl is hotttttt!"

Elijah: "Holy shit that girl is smokin'"

Stephon: "Are you guys serious? Take off your Roggles!"

Roggles by URnotgoodlooking October 21, 2010

ROGLISO

Acronym for:

Rolling On (the) Ground Laughing. In Shit, Oops!

How annoying would that be? Make sure you check next time before you ROFL that there's no nasty mess waiting for you.
A different take on rofl plus it is much easier to say than ROFL and therefore easier to slip into conversation. Similar to ROFLMAO

"Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!"

ROGLISO! What a stupid pick up line!

ROGLISO by Loyali September 24, 2009