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Rolling On The Floor Like Draco Malfoy
This term refers to the character Draco Malfoy from A Very A Potter Musical, the fan-made parody musical by StarKid Productions. In the musical, Draco is known for rolling around on the floor, so, to ROTFLDM is to roll around in an imitation of Draco.
Person 1: My friend just said she was a Hufflepuff, and I said "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
Person 2: ROTFLDM
ROTFLDM by Remus John Lupin May 24, 2010
Related Words
ROTGL • ROTGLMAO • ROTGLOL • ROTFLMAO • rotfl • roggle • Roogle • ROGL • rotflmaool • rongl

roglification 

You have been "roglified" are about to achieve something great, and at the very last moment a cold-hearted ruthless person comes along and takes it from you.

Named after the Slovenian cyclist Primož Roglič.
"I suffered massive roglification at the bar last night. I was chatting to this girl all night, about to take her home, but 10 minutes before closing an NBA player appeared and asked her if she needed a lift"
roglification by hjribeiro August 26, 2021

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

Internet acronyms used to express extreme amusement and/or disbelief, strung together to make one very wrong word.

Short for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Oh My Fucking God
Get The Fuck Out
Fuck Off And Die In A Fire
For The Win
What The Fuck
So guess who I saw today?

Who?
I saw Lisa today!
Really? ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF
ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF by Blippee August 31, 2023

ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off till tears came out of my eyes and snot came out of my nose
(in a chat window)

a: dude...check this out!!! <insert super funny link here>
a: (5 minutes later) you there?
b: (15 minutes later) DUDE!!! ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN!!! OMG OMG!!!
Roggles, otherwise known as Rochester Goggles, are invisible goggles worn my men at the University of Rochester to make the girls instantly become better looking.

The visual effects of Roggles are roughly equivalent to 5 shots of Everclear, and a 4 Loko.

Roggles are a necessity for a male at the University of Rochester if he wants to even consider getting with a semi-attractive girl.
Jered: "Damn dude! That girl is hotttttt!"

Elijah: "Holy shit that girl is smokin'"

Stephon: "Are you guys serious? Take off your Roggles!"
Roggles by URnotgoodlooking October 21, 2010
Acronym for:

Rolling On (the) Ground Laughing. In Shit, Oops!

How annoying would that be? Make sure you check next time before you ROFL that there's no nasty mess waiting for you.
A different take on rofl plus it is much easier to say than ROFL and therefore easier to slip into conversation. Similar to ROFLMAO
"Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!"

ROGLISO! What a stupid pick up line!
ROGLISO by Loyali September 24, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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