Rolling On The Floor Like Draco Malfoy
This term refers to the character Draco Malfoy from A Very A Potter Musical, the fan-made parody musical by StarKid Productions. In the musical, Draco is known for rolling around on the floor, so, to ROTFLDM is to roll around in an imitation of Draco.
Person 1: My friend just said she was a Hufflepuff, and I said "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
Person 2: ROTFLDM
You have been "roglified" are about to achieve something great, and at the very last moment a cold-hearted ruthless person comes along and takes it from you.
Named after the Slovenian cyclist Primož Roglič.
"I suffered massive roglification at the bar last night. I was chatting to this girl all night, about to take her home, but 10 minutes before closing an NBA player appeared and asked her if she needed a lift"
Roggles, otherwise known as Rochester Goggles, are invisible goggles worn my men at the University of Rochester to make the girls instantly become better looking.
The visual effects of Roggles are roughly equivalent to 5 shots of Everclear, and a 4 Loko.
Roggles are a necessity for a male at the University of Rochester if he wants to even consider getting with a semi-attractive girl.
How annoying would that be? Make sure you check next time before you ROFL that there's no nasty mess waiting for you.
A different take on rofl plus it is much easier to say than ROFL and therefore easier to slip into conversation. Similar to ROFLMAO
"Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.