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ROTFLMFAOWCMP 

I MADE THIS UP!
Rolling
On
The
Floor
Laughing
My
Fucking
Ass
Off
While
Crapping
My
Pants
me: *listening 2 da kyle's mom is a big fat (beep) song* comments rotflmfaowcmp
ROTFLMFAOWCMP by xxadaxx June 25, 2009
Words you can keep

ROTFLMFAOWP

Sam: Yo man, Jawsus is hot!

Ben: ROTFLMFAOWP!

Sam: Your gross.
ROTFLMFAOWP by therealhut October 5, 2009

ROTFLMFAOWEP 

Simply Means: Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off while eating pie.
Jared:I got fired today dude!

Jeff: ROTFLMFAOWEP

Jared: Huh?

Jeff: Nevermind Dude
ROTFLMFAOWEP by K Beezie July 27, 2006

ROTFLMFAOPIMP 

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off peeing in my pants.
Person 1: I'm gay
Person 2: ROTFLMFAOPIMP
ROTFLMFAOPIMP by Zenith Xan December 20, 2004

ROTFLMFAOSMPBIALSH 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Shitting My Pants Because I Am Laughing So Hard
Newly used in chatooms when something is too funny for anything else to suffice it.

Chick 1: OMFG, did you hear about Jonny today?

Chick 2: I KNOW!!! ROTFLMFAOSMPBIALSH
ROTFLMFAOSMPBIALSH by jessalovesyou October 30, 2009

rotflmfaopmp 

"Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off pissing my pants."

When you really are laughing hard on msn to someone if they say something that is just too funny to only say "lol"
me: *saying something funny*
friend: rotflmfaopmp
rotflmfaopmp by NoEFromFGF August 17, 2009

rotflmfaowmw 

Rolling
On
The
Floor
Laughing
My
Fucking
Ass
Off
While
Making
Waffles

can be used as rotflmbowmw too
me:dude i am rotflmfaowmw
n00b:Huh?
me:waffles are balla.
rotflmfaowmw by Kolb January 8, 2007
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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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