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rotflmfaopmp 

"Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off pissing my pants."

When you really are laughing hard on msn to someone if they say something that is just too funny to only say "lol"
me: *saying something funny*
friend: rotflmfaopmp
rotflmfaopmp by NoEFromFGF August 17, 2009
Words you can keep

ROTFLMFAOPMP 

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off peeing my pants.
1st person : "joke"

2nd person: ROTFLMFAOPMP
ROTFLMFAOPMP by darkwhite July 20, 2009

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing My Pants With A Stomach Cramp Banging My Head On The Table With Snot Coming Out Of My Nose.

Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.
Guy 1: Remember that time when... <insert hilarious ass story here>

Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven

ROTFLMFAOWP

Sam: Yo man, Jawsus is hot!

Ben: ROTFLMFAOWP!

Sam: Your gross.
ROTFLMFAOWP by therealhut October 5, 2009

ROTFLMFAOWEP 

Simply Means: Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off while eating pie.
Jared:I got fired today dude!

Jeff: ROTFLMFAOWEP

Jared: Huh?

Jeff: Nevermind Dude
ROTFLMFAOWEP by K Beezie July 27, 2006

ROTFLMFAOMFer

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Mother Fucker.
You're taking this text speak way too far and I am ROTFLMFAOMFer.
ROTFLMFAOMFer by Project ACB January 6, 2008

roflmfaopmp 

rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off & pissing my pants
lmao i cant believe roflmafaopmp aint in urbandictionary.com hahahaha
roflmfaopmp by Incognito_LC July 29, 2004
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