rotflmfaopmp

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"Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off pissing my pants."

When you really are laughing hard on msn to someone if they say something that is just too funny to only say "lol"

me: *saying something funny*
friend: rotflmfaopmp

rotflmfaopmp by NoEFromFGF August 17, 2009

Words you can keep

ROTFLMFAOPMP

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off peeing my pants.

1st person : "joke"

2nd person: ROTFLMFAOPMP

ROTFLMFAOPMP by darkwhite July 20, 2009

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing My Pants With A Stomach Cramp Banging My Head On The Table With Snot Coming Out Of My Nose.

Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.

Guy 1: Remember that time when... <insert hilarious ass story here>

Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN by SassyPirate July 22, 2008

ROTFLMFAOWP

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off while peeing

Sam: Yo man, Jawsus is hot!

Ben: ROTFLMFAOWP!

Sam: Your gross.

ROTFLMFAOWP by therealhut October 5, 2009

ROTFLMFAOWEP

Simply Means: Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off while eating pie.

Jared:I got fired today dude!

Jeff: ROTFLMFAOWEP

Jared: Huh?

Jeff: Nevermind Dude

ROTFLMFAOWEP by K Beezie July 27, 2006

ROTFLMFAOMFer

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Mother Fucker.

You're taking this text speak way too far and I am ROTFLMFAOMFer.

ROTFLMFAOMFer by Project ACB January 6, 2008

roflmfaopmp

rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off & pissing my pants

lmao i cant believe roflmafaopmp aint in urbandictionary.com hahahaha

roflmfaopmp by Incognito_LC July 29, 2004

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026