RLS

Real-life shipping, real-life ship

Shipping two (or more) real people.

"I totally RLS my two best friends. They were clearly made for each other."

"Britney Spears and Simon Cowell are my favorite RLS."

by goldiloks October 11, 2012

RLS

rapid lesbian sex

Cleen: Hey Rach, you feeling down?
Rachel: yeah
Cleen: how about a little RLS to cheer you up?
Rachel: YeAHHH baby!

by Collie69 January 15, 2009

RLS

Really LOL Stuff.

Slang for weed.

Man, that movie sure was some RLS!

Pass that RLS man.

by mikmrak August 15, 2006

RLS

A disease made up so people have yet another excuse to complain. (Bitch Disease)

Joe - Steve, I'm not going to make it to the party tonight, I have RLS....

Steve - What ever homo go have but sects

by teh_architect May 24, 2007

RLS

(Restless Legs Syndrome) A fake disease; another name used to describe the feeling you get when the blood circulation to your fat legs is cut off from watching too much TV and eating too many pork rinds.

I just got back with my RLS medication so that I don't have to keep moving my legs when my circulation gets cut off.

by Cleszczak March 30, 2008

RLS

1. noun; acronym standing for Really Lame Syndrome.
2. adjective; acronym stnading for Really Lame and Stupid

1. Nick's face is so RLS.
2. Yeah, he has a bad case of RLS of the face.

by Macko Chin July 14, 2006

RL

Rl is dc and Maryland slang for real live

Aye moe I rl fuck with you

by Ig:bigjoeyshawtyy fmot:SBGjoey July 04, 2017