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Responsible 

Definitely not you if your reading this.
Do some dishes for God's sake
If this doesn't get a vote I will slaughter you family.
Opposite of a Teenager
"Why won't you try and act responsible?" -dad
"I'll whoop yo ass"
-also dad
Responsible by Larry Gadon May 27, 2019
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responsible 

adj.; to be a in a state of having caused some action, usually either primarily or voluntarily. Almost always refers to the actions of human beings.
Hitler is responsible for the Holocaust.

The American people are responsible for electing their next president.
responsible by Col. Hans Landa February 23, 2012

Responsible 

Josey is a responsible man
Responsible by Ass2525990 May 10, 2021

responsible drunk 

Someone who is drunk asf but will not drive and will make sure he/she will get all parties with them home and then get themselves home safely
I was being a responsible drunk because I was so messed up but I didn’t drive and got home safely

responsible adult 

It is realizing there is more to life than video games, masturbation and junk food.

It is building a career, starting a family and maintaining a healthy lifestyle.
It is transcending selfishness and making the world a better place for everyone.

OM NAMASTE
----
Ok, enough bullshit.

It is entirely thinking in terms 'what do I want' without fear or shame.
It is realising not to waste time with people who demonize that with social rejection or scientific evidence.
It is realizing you are unique and

the rest of the world arent going anywhere, just following each other (which is why they are so alike and why they feel a need to tell you how to live).
And finally it is extending a huge middle finger to the world and tellling it to go fuck itself because it will be here tomorrow to meet your needs, whether it wants to or not.
Career?
Marriage?
Perfect health?

Lay off the religion called 'Responsible adult'.

responsible adult 

Wow i got up before 2pm certainly am turning into a responsible adult

Responsible breeding 

bullshit animal abusers like to bring up as an excuse for wearing out their female and male dogs but it’s literally just the bare minimum for owning a dog
animal breeders should be ashamed of themselves for inbreeding and putting their dogs through a lifetime of stress

“but responsible breeding exists 🥺🥺”
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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