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relieve me 

Another way of asking for Head
relieve me by Horse2121 January 18, 2017

Toe-Relieve-Culinarism 

"Toe-Relieve-Culinarism" (noun): An unconventional culinary ritual involving the tenderization of beef, primarily using the third toe on the left foot and the fourth toe on the right, accompanied by a sense of spiritual catharsis and personal absolution. Following this process, the meat is typically prepared and served alongside a distinctive jam crafted from horse meat and pickled fish eggs, resulting in a unique and complex flavor profile that reflects both the physical and metaphysical aspects of the preparatory act.
Believe it or not, some adventurous foodies actually engage in Toe-Relieve-Culinarism, tenderizing beef with their toes before indulging in the quirky combo of horse meat and pickled fish egg jam.

Socks That Relieve Pain 

An ad on this website for some reason.
OMG SOCKS THAT RELIEVE PAIN I TOTALLY NEED THOSE

.9.Handling Somwthing Mean It Will Relieve Itself.9. 

.9.Handling Somwthing Mean It Will Relieve Itself.9.
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Rectum Reliever 

Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.
Rectum Reliever by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

Push button, Recieve Bacon 

A humorous meme that began with a photo of an electric hand drier with the pictures describing how to use the machine. (One presses the button to begin the airflow) The images looked like they described "Push button to receive bacon"
*Guy looks at hand drier* "Ooh! Look! Push button, Recieve Bacon !"