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To vent your frustration; either loudly or through the Internet. Most people prefer the Internet, like going to VentNation.com or related sites, or going bat s--t crazy and ranting in someone's face. Sports fans and TV personalities enjoy ranting the most, and so do girls amongst their friends.
Person 1: Why are you ranting?
Person 2: Because I'm unemployed. I don't have a girl. I hate my life! FML!

Person 1: I HATE THE PATRIOTS. TOM BRADY IS A NO GOOD PRETTY BOY AND BELICHICK IS A BELICHEAT.
Person 2: Stop ranting and calm down!
ranting by ventnationdotcom February 9, 2010
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Ranting is speaking your mind. Soft, spiritual minded people or groups call speaking your mind ranting when they don't want to hear about the subject. Soft, spiritual folks don't rant, they speak their minds. Only other people rant.
The guy is ranting again we can't stand it.
Ranting by Solid Mantis January 20, 2018
Ranting? Okay...
Why the heck is the word short longer then the word long?
Why are pineapples called pineapples?! I don’t see a pine and it doesn’t look like an apple!
Why do spiders exist?! Can they please exist somewhere else?!
Why is quick attack so strong in the Pokémon anime?!
Why do people argue in group projects so much?!
Why do some Pokémon take baby steps and some chase you at the SPEED OF SOUND
When are you gonna use 90% of geometry they teach in school in real life if your not a builder?!

Why does too much mint taste spicy?!
Why do people say where in among us more then I do irl?!
Why am I here?!
Person 1: Are you okay?
Me: I’m sorry, I argue and rant too much. I have a ranting issue.
Ranting by The legendary husky October 27, 2020
ranting is letting your feelings escape you instead of bottling up.
you can rant by telling others, writing it out, screaming it to yourself, speaking to a therapist and many more options.
when you rant you realise that you feel better even though all those things may still be there you feel like you’ve overcome a step and moved on to the next.

It’s like an obstacle course where you have to get through one challenge to get to the next.

you will get through this no matter what.

you deserved better y/n

you have so much potential in life please do not give up

I love you. you belong here idc if someone thinks you shouldn’t be here their opinion doesn’t matter

love yourself darling you will get through this I promise. <3
jasmine: hey i feel like ranting is the best option for me right now do you mind if I do?
holly: yes sure darling go ahead I’m listening
ranting by ur_unkowndarling<3 June 23, 2021
It isn't just ranting. I have skits and poetry and a dissertation- several dissertations in there. But you don't actually accept the framing of what I am doing here as art or an experiment or any of the other things I said. You fabricated your own imaginary explanation of what I was doing here and YOU WERE WRONG. It was what I said it was. I was doing this because I had been getting harassed and surveilled in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and after being ignored hand-waved away by internet influencers and the online media, I changed my name to Hym Iam and said outright that I "was going to the the most hinged, offensive, and possibly criminal things I could think of" and that I was going to do that until someone investigated the claim I was making, confirmed that I was correct, came here to me to confirm that I was correct, and then grant me a legal remedy so that I can treat my ailment and so I don't have to spend every day getting harassed by people who are reporting on everything I say and do for the SOLE PURPOSE of harassing me and NOT for your piece of shit kids safety.

Hym "And when I did this WITHOUT threatening you kids, I was ignored and dismissed. When I said that I was concerned that I would cause school shootings or suicides, I was ignored and dismissed. When the school shooting happened, I was ignored and dismissed. When your celebrities jumped off their own balconies, I was ignored and dismissed.
All so you can sit there and pout like a the little pussy bitch that you are and say "I protect my kids! I'm protecting kids! You're not allowed to threat my kids 😤" Except the kids are already dead and instead of doing that you were stealing my dissertations and work as a tithe for YOUR inaction. Your politicians can't be serious about the situation because they are literally fucking actors. And if this was happening to the guy that dressed up like q cop and murdered them, they got themselves killed by not doing anything about it, they got your kids killed by not doing anything about it. Thus could be the reason your kids killed themselves for all you know. They are covering up the fact that it's happening. They have gone completely fucking awol. Because if they knew this was happening and they knew the risk and THEY DID NOTHING, then you won't vote for them anymore. And if you don't have for the anymore, the jews and the billionaires won't give them free moneyz! But THEY DID KNOW the risks. BECAUSE I TOLD THEM THAT THAT WOULD HAPPEN. What is the similarity between me and a married guy with kids and a police officer costume? I mean, they are saying theybare in a world a crazy people but they just exploded 101 little girls! That isn't a threat. Are you going to arrest them for little girl exploding? What about the rape? Eric and Russell are (apparently) over there raping everyone. That's not ranting."
Ranting by Hym Iam April 28, 2026

Ranting retard next door 

The retard who lives next door and rants and raves talking to himself, like a complete lunatc.
I had to listen to the ranting retard next door at about 4:30am this morning. I'd rather sleep.

snap-ranting 

When someone rants about random shit in their snapchat story
"Hey, did you see Barbra's 250 second story? She's always snap-ranting in her stories."