Qweb Share definition Flag A deregetory name used to insult people, when the user of said insult is of a lower intellegence than said recipient of said insult. Jamie: You are a qweb! Rick: At least I remembered to wear pants today. Jamie: qweb. Qweb by Kerpunk January 14, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Qweb mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch