Qurban 

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Qurban by platigold October 22, 2022

Qurban 

A name given to a Muslim boy which means sacrifice a very gentle and kind freak whom you can get along with, helps people no matter how hard situation he is in. Extremely generous and shy. Sometimes moody and get mad bit stubborn but takes ideas and advise from people they believe.

I will Qurban my kidney to get you an iPhone.

Qurban by Tanzila November 29, 2021

qurantine 

When you cannot go to the mosque for prayer during a pandemic quarantine and must read the Quran at home instead.

Mohammed: Yo Ali, wanna go to the mosque?
Ali: No dude, I've got a cough, it's best if I qurantine.

qurantine by nocabhuggin March 25, 2020

Qurangasm 

Pronounced Quran-gasm, it describes an orgasm one attains from reading erotic sections of the Quran. Qurangasms are most common in female Muslims, although they can happen to anyone, especially if the person has a fetish for tiny bold words crammed as tight as possible on large sheets of paper with that beautiful sexy margin to give you space and room to think.

Jasmin: I had the best sex ever last night.
Erina: What did you do differently?
Jasmin: My hushand and I engaged in foreplay by reciting verses from the Quran prior to sex.
Erina: How did you stave off a Qurangasm?
Jasmin: I didn't. My husband gave me the best anal right as I orgasmed.
Erina: That's so hot.
*Jasmin and Erina make out because they are secretly star-crossed lesbian lovers.*

Qurangasm by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

Dude you have no Quran 

Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.

Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)

Dude you have no Quran by Rahrahbahbnahm September 22, 2010

Quban 

a QUick Beat and A Nap. Also known as a jack off session followed by a standard nap. Usually follows the end of a lonngggg work day.

Pronounced CUBAN

Bro my parents weren't home when i got home from work, def took advantage of that and threw a quban

I think he throwing a quick quban in before his date tonight.

Quban by slick ricky ross January 22, 2011

Quran 

The holy bible of Muslims, called quarn,the one who reads it is a wise person,the one that seeks wisdom

I read the Quran yesterday

Quran by Thetopwriter December 3, 2017