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After several years, you've enjoyed a TV programme with a nice definitive theme tune you can happily hum along to. Then, suddenly a producer has that tune revamped. They add a few guitars and jingles and ruin a perfectly good tune, and in turn the TV programme loses its appeal.

It's a Quongle. They have Quongled the tune and everything has lost its appeal.

I used to love that show, but they Quongled the tune and now I don't watch it anymore.

Quongle by phendrixx September 30, 2022

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quangle

A type of anal sex involving a porcupine. Often, the porcupine is inserted into ones rectum.

Man: Hey you seem like a nice lady would you care to quangle?
Woman: Sure is that a type of dance or something?
Man: Yeah, sure, it's a dance you do horizontally.

quangle by Dennis S. April 30, 2008

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Quingle

Quingle is the term used for a bedsheet size that is in between a single and a queen.

This sheet can't fit my bed, it's neither a queen or a single, it's a quingle!

Quingle by Miszbehaviour March 7, 2023

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quingle

ok i know this is retarded but here i go one it could be my friend rebecca two it could be worse than evil and also it can be anything i guess im gonna use the word as evil in my definition

"yesterday our friend was being such a quingle i mean she punched me for no reason..." yes i know i have problemsXD

quingle by xXxTifaxXx November 3, 2006

dandale quingle

quandale dingles arch nemesiss

person1: Hey, have you heard of dandale quingle? Hes trying to take over the world like elon musk! person2: Right kick my granny in the chin, sucker punch my nephew in the nipple, run over my daddy with a for f-150 what the fuck, what the fuck

dandale quingle by gerald from gta5 April 28, 2022

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quandalius jamarius quangle dingle dangle III

God.

Person 1: Yo bro, i am literally quandalius jamarius quangle dingle dangle III

Person 2: *worships* *kneels*

Person 1: bro im joking

Person 2: YOU DARE USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN

quandalius jamarius quangle dingle dangle III by QuandaliusJamariusDemarcusIII September 25, 2023

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Quonlee

A wanna-be Asian who's smart but is too dumb to use his potential. Usually an ugly ass motherfucker who give no shit about life.

Your such a quonlee juan.

Quonlee by Bernieboy September 3, 2016

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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