quone

Medical term. When a patient gets difficult you have to quone them.

"We're going to have to quone this patient"

by Ryan Stoker March 12, 2003

quone

A neologism coined in "The Stakeout" episode of the television series "Seinfeld", "quone" was a word used by Mrs. Seinfeld in a Scrabble game. It was found by Jerry to not be a real word, but Kramer insists that it means "to sedate". Whether or not this word has been adapted remains to be seen.

"This dictionary's no good, we need a medical dictionary! When a patient is difficult, you quone him." - Kramer

by UberMan April 26, 2005

quone

Medicine:
v. To perform an act on a difficult patient.

When a patient gets difficult, you quone him

by DWarrior November 25, 2006

quone

to serve unmedically.

"that creep quack doc almost quoned me for good. it was a close shave buddy.. it was so close..

by dj madturk October 11, 2013

Quone

A person of masculine nature who is utterly infatuated with both the act of homosexual anal intercourse and penis twiddling. Note- Anal fixation is more prevalent amongst your run of the mill quones

quone...... AND DAB

by merpmama August 14, 2016

quone

quone coined in an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld -noun- a non-word played in the game of Scrabble; -verb-(quone, quoned, quoning) to play a non-word in Scrabble.

Note: I've actually submitted this definition to Hasbro and to Merriam Webster, the manufacturers of The Scrabble Players Dictionary. Your other definition entries are good, but obviously they cannot actually appear in any medical dictionary. However, it seems that this definition has an actual function and place in a dictionary because it describes a common real-life situation (such as "wipeout" in surfing and "misdeal" in cards, etc)...and there is currently no dictionary listing for the situation.

Dan: "You won that Scrabble game only because you got away with playing a quone, 'flabbergut' for 36 points!"

Bob: "Hey, quoning is part of playing Scrabble. Don't blame me if you're too chicken to challenge such an idiotic term!"

by Robert Jewell (7-Letter Bob) April 30, 2008

quone

A fictional medical term meaning "to sit or rest a patient," or simply "to calm down."

Doctor: "The patient is becoming extremely agitated and won't stay in bed." Jake: "Well, it’s obvious, isn't it? You’re going to have to quone him immediately!"

by anonymous December 17, 2025