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Quok Vet
Quok Vet (n.) the sexual organ of any gender
Show She d Quok Vet (v.) to show a female your dick, thereby indicating that you are going to have sex with her
Show She d Quok Vet (v.) to show a female your dick, thereby indicating that you are going to have sex with her
quokka
A quokka is a small, majestic, native Australian animal. Quokkas are found in Western Australia and Rottnest Island, they are very friendly and love to come up to you and say hi! Quokkas resemble a joey and have cute little paws. Quokkas are known for being the worlds happiest animal because they are always smiling. :)
"Mikal, Christinaaaaa and Annacar went to Rottnest island to visit their quokka friends"
"awww that quokka is so cute!"
"awww that quokka is so cute!"
quokka by Annacar Quokka October 21, 2016
Quokka
A small fuzzy creature that is SO cute and I ADORE them, they only live at Rottnest island and has no natural predators so they are friendly to people and take selfies.
They also SMILE. THEY ARE SO CUTE.
They also SMILE. THEY ARE SO CUTE.
Guy 1 : "Hey I saw some quokkas yesterday"
Guy 2 : "Show me the quokka"
Guy 1 : *Opens briefcase showing a pack of smiling and happy quokkas*
Guy 2 : "Good."
Guy 2 : "Show me the quokka"
Guy 1 : *Opens briefcase showing a pack of smiling and happy quokkas*
Guy 2 : "Good."
Quokka by MemeBuster3641 October 21, 2020
Quokka pile
A large pile of unwashed laundry that accumulates in the corner of ones room, common amongst teenage men. An overflowing laundry basket.
Quokka pile by doof15 May 6, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026