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quizzled 

The point between being buzzed and almost drunk. It really doesn't matter when you say it. It's the tone which will allow people to know how intoxicated you are. LOL
I have to be at work at 5am....and I'm quizzled.

Man I'm quizzled.

Hey wanna get quizzled tonight?
quizzled by Robert English August 24, 2006
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Quizzled 

I'm fucking quizzled.
Quizzled by BlueJayWay1998 April 12, 2017
I have only one quizzle, although I wish I had a quizlex.
Quizzle by Ambellina<3 December 3, 2007

The Quizzler 

The rizzler of queers.
Friend 1: *gets up*
Friend 2: there goes the quizzler
Friend 3: why do you call him the quizzler
Friend 2: watch
Friend 1: *goes and flirts with the table of queers*
Friend 2: he's bi so he goes for the queers
The Quizzler by Lime Lemon January 10, 2023
The sound a dolphin makes when it interacts with you in minecraft
"Hey!, that dolphin just made a quizzle"
Quizzle by BLunT_HeRB94 May 17, 2019

Quizzlebee's 

Proper Noun: The favorite, fictional submarine sandwich shop in the fictional Harry Potter universe.

Quizzlebee's does not actually exist in the Harry Potter novels or movies, but came into existence due to its overly English-sounding name and a certain, je ne sais quoi, that makes the reader instantly think of magic, Wizards, and disapparating.

Still don't believe in Quizzlebee's? Try to imagine Michael Caine saying it...

See?
Harry Potter: While we're in Diagon Alley, we should stop in my favorite sub shop, Quizzlebee's!

Hagrid: What are you going to get, Harry?

Harry Potter: Either a roast beef with unicornraddish, or a dragon, lettuce, and tomato with cool, ranch dressing.

Hagrid: Aye, betwixt you and me I'd rather be subjected to the Cruciatus curse than eat at Quizzlebee's. I'll be outside, methinks.

Harry Potter: Here's 3 Galleons, go grab some greasy rubbish at Death Eaters (another fictional Harry Potter eatery).
"She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his Quizzle. And G-d help anyone who dared to disrespect his Quizzle."

"G-d save the Quizzle!" - some Jewish Brit.
Quizzle by Muddraker January 3, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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