Quirot 

A person who doesn't understand, social cues, basic concepts,as well as many other things. This person may also be nominated for a Darwin award.

John is such a quirot, You quirot,

Quirot by RedExists January 14, 2023

quirtibate 

to experience a dyspraxia "attack" (specifically a lapse in coordination).

(quirtibate)

A: That's the fourth time you've knocked over your milk tonight, B. What the fuck.
B: It's not my fault I keep quirtibating.

quirtibate by RicoCris August 7, 2019

Quirtibation 

Quirtibation is a term that was coined by dyspraxic individuals to describe a phenomenon, common in people with the developmental disorder dyspraxia, wherein a lapse in coordination between the body and mind causes an involuntary, inaccurate and/or sudden motion such as a flail or fumble. The word is not considered offensive unless used in an otherwise derogatory context.

While quirtibation originally referred specifically to dyspraxic neuron misfiring, it has since been adopted more broadly and can be colloquially used to refer to any unexpected physical movement or failure of motor skills, regardless of neurotype.

Etymologically, quirtibation derives from a mondegreen (mishearing) of the word "coordination." This mishearing is believed to have arisen due to comments received and/or made by dyspraxics about their lack thereof.

Despite his best efforts, Ahmed had a bout of quirtibation while trying to tie his shoes, resulting in a tangled mess.

Quirtibation by ghargantai March 12, 2023

Quirtibate 

What happens when you're sitting around doing nothing and you end up suddenly flailing, often causing mass damage.

To cause something unexpected (especially negative) to occur physically without even realizing it, usually because of how quickly everything happens.

Jenny was holding her phone in her left hand, but she quirtibated when I shook her right hand and now she has to get her screen fixed.

Quirtibate by Emery.0 September 17, 2018

Quirofilia 

A sexual fetish for hands.

I never knew quirofilia was one of my kinks until i saw how hot his hands were.

Quirofilia by Quirofilia June 7, 2018

quixoticelixer 

A Red Hot Chili Peppers b-side off the Californication CD, relating to depression, love, being under the influence, but genereally... being quixotic.
Some people spell "quixotic elixer", and others spell "quixoticelixir", and last but not least "quixotic elixir"...all wrong.
It changes from mellow to upbeat and couldn't be more amazing.

Smell you with your going to hell expression
Quixoticelixer might
But it will probably not fix your bite

quixoticelixer by Laurakkkkkk October 27, 2007

Quirofilia 

A sexual fetish for hands.

I never knew one of my fetishes were quirofilia until i saw how hot his hands were.

Quirofilia by Quirofilia June 7, 2018