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A game, much like quidditch, except instead of trying to catch a snitch, you try to catch a bitch.
Bitch: hey, why did you just tackle me?!
Quibbitch Player: Goddammit we're playing quibbitch, not fucking quidditch! You're the snitch, bitch.
quibbitch by ssmith5342 July 20, 2011
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Annoying advertising campaign for a media company that will be around just long enough to try to ruin the English language while bothering everyone before it disappears the same way vines faded into obscurity, thus prompting its use to denote an annoying behaviour, action or person.
Person 1: Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Person 2: That quibi ish was old before you said it! GTFOH with that mess!
Quibi by Cuenta Pendiente March 18, 2020
When someone sticks their tongue down a man's urethra while inserting a finger into his anus at the same time.
Person 1: "When she gave me a Quibi the other night, I came so hard!"
Person 2: "Aw really? I should make my hoe give me a Quibi!"
Quibi by awhite0119 March 21, 2020
the act of worrying about something of minor importance and making yourself look obsessive or foolish.
person 1: daym i cant believe my girl up and left me like that
person 2: dude she was a frikin minghag you quibbin.
quibbin by krizt33nlala April 20, 2009
A company with a bunch of ads that are everywhere and in everything. It knows all, it sees all, it is all. You cannot escape from it. It can also mean a few minutes.
Quibi is like a 12 year old. It follows you everywhere on youtube. Sometimes you want to download quibi and then fucking delete it from your phone over and over again because that is pure enjoyment. Quibi should burn in hell and then get run over by a bull.
quibi by quibihater March 16, 2020
When playing the magical game known as quidditch, if a player is behaving in a nasty or mean way, another player from the opposite team may call out "quibbitch!"

Does this make any sense? No, probably not.

Note: a quibbitch is not a foul.
Flint smacked Harry in the balls with his beater's bat. Fred called out, "quibbitch!"
Quibbitch by Joey Paul October 5, 2018
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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