Quibii

2 centimetres of foreskin (basically a clit) #doesntfuck #viagracantevenhelp

“omg ashley, i met up with this guy on tinder and i went to suck his dick and it was a fucking quibii”

by Liddim July 30, 2020

quibbitch

A game, much like quidditch, except instead of trying to catch a snitch, you try to catch a bitch.

Bitch: hey, why did you just tackle me?!
Quibbitch Player: Goddammit we're playing quibbitch, not fucking quidditch! You're the snitch, bitch.

by ssmith5342 July 20, 2011

Quibi

Annoying advertising campaign for a media company that will be around just long enough to try to ruin the English language while bothering everyone before it disappears the same way vines faded into obscurity, thus prompting its use to denote an annoying behaviour, action or person.

Person 1: Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Person 2: That quibi ish was old before you said it! GTFOH with that mess!

by Cuenta Pendiente March 18, 2020

Quibi

When someone sticks their tongue down a man's urethra while inserting a finger into his anus at the same time.

Person 1: "When she gave me a Quibi the other night, I came so hard!"
Person 2: "Aw really? I should make my hoe give me a Quibi!"

by awhite0119 March 21, 2020

quibbin

the act of worrying about something of minor importance and making yourself look obsessive or foolish.

person 1: daym i cant believe my girl up and left me like that
person 2: dude she was a frikin minghag you quibbin.

by krizt33nlala April 20, 2009

quibi

A company with a bunch of ads that are everywhere and in everything. It knows all, it sees all, it is all. You cannot escape from it. It can also mean a few minutes.

Quibi is like a 12 year old. It follows you everywhere on youtube. Sometimes you want to download quibi and then fucking delete it from your phone over and over again because that is pure enjoyment. Quibi should burn in hell and then get run over by a bull.

by quibihater March 16, 2020

Quibbitch

When playing the magical game known as quidditch, if a player is behaving in a nasty or mean way, another player from the opposite team may call out "quibbitch!"

Does this make any sense? No, probably not.

Note: a quibbitch is not a foul.

Flint smacked Harry in the balls with his beater's bat. Fred called out, "quibbitch!"

by Joey Paul October 5, 2018