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Quejohn is a sexy young man. He is always there for you and understands you well. If you ever meet a quejohn keep him in your life. Its worth your while.
Quejohn is the bestest friend he understands me so well
quejohn by Quejohn July 3, 2021
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que j'aime 

que j'aime is French for "what I like".
que j'aime is watching other dudes jerk-off
que j'aime by eda-skip October 6, 2021
kay-jurk
-adjective
1. one who is both a queer and a jerk, hence Quejerk.
Person 1 : "I'm the only one who's birthday is in the summer."
Person 2 : "Oh yea, mines in July but its pretty cold that time of the year."
Person 1 : "Oh yea, your birthday is in the summer too..I can't even remember names..how do you expect me to remember birthdays!"
Person 2 : "You are such a quejerk!!"
Quejerk by dyaard January 30, 2009
they love fucking people and she loves to be fucked hard anywhere and anytime and she has no booty at all and they sell their body for 50 cents and they hate 1 inch penis
queja has sold her body to old man who fucks slow with sloppy penis

Quejebub 

Pronounced: kwee-gee-bub

People that are large, very large, and wearing spandex, lycra, or any other super clingy material that is waaaaaaay to small for them to be squeezing into. (You can find a lot of these at Walmart) It's a bonus if the outfit is a two piece.
Wow! Did you see that Quejebub in the housewares aisle? She mst have had to grease up to get that outfit on!
Quejebub by iamkeebler January 30, 2012
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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