Queef Burrito

A Queef Burrito is when a woman queefs with so much pressure, she blow her tampon out of her vigina.

A tampon that is ejected by a high pressure queef.

The young womans gas problem caused her to expel a Queef Burrito half way across the room.

by booboo boomerang May 20, 2011

Queef Burrito

Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.

Queef Burrito Example 1:

Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.

Queef Burrito Example 2:

Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.

by mattis1121 August 06, 2008

Queef Burrito

Used to greet friends or as an insult

“What’s up queef burrito”

“What did you just call me”

by Abc1234d August 12, 2023