Queef Burrito 

A Queef Burrito is when a woman queefs with so much pressure, she blow her tampon out of her vigina.

A tampon that is ejected by a high pressure queef.

The young womans gas problem caused her to expel a Queef Burrito half way across the room.

Queef Burrito by booboo boomerang June 15, 2011

Queef Burrito  

Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.

Queef Burrito Example 1:

Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.

Queef Burrito Example 2:

Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.

Queef Burrito by mattis1121 October 1, 2008

Queef Burrito 

Used to greet friends or as an insult

“What’s up queef burrito”

“What did you just call me”

Queef Burrito by Abc1234d August 11, 2023

Burrito Size Queen

Phrase used to describe a person who goes to chipotle and complains their burrito isn’t big enough and as such is a Burrito Size Queen (BSQ). Definition similar to “Size Queen” but for Burritos, “BSQ” for short.

This person typically asks for more of every ingredient until they need to double wrap it. Frequently heard in line saying, you call that double meat, I’m gonna need more than that to feel satisfied.

Customer: Can I have some extra meat I’m a bit of a Burrito Size Queen.

Customer to friend: I feel like such a Burrito Size Queen when I have to ask for more meat at chipotle, it’s just hard to tell what your getting depending upon who’s working.

Employees: Man did you see that guy total Burrito Size Queen asked for so much I had to double wrap it.

Burrito Size Queen by DudeBro1979 May 26, 2020