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The perfect resemblance of an idiot on feet. They normally have many issues. If they smile, its not a normal thing. Also, they most likely have a crush on their best friend. They have big feet, and tiny hands. Dont piss them off, they'll probably kill you. If they know self defense, dont fuck around with them. They love parodies, and hate dumb bitches.
Aw fuck, have you seen quaylen? She is acting like a dumbass idiot!

The next time I hear you say quaylen, I'm going to make you watch Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Quaylen by TheGayDemon February 9, 2020
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dan quayle 

Dan Quayle: "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
dan quayle by Myxamatosis October 28, 2006
Quayden, AKA Papa Quay, AKA Uncle Quaylen, is the Dank meme lord of communism and father of The freshmen of Maypearl high school. His goal is to one day take back the holy lands from the normies and to seize the means of production. He has the power to destroy worlds and has mastered the art of Spinjitzu. Quayden's true form can not be seen by mortal eyes, so he is mostly seen in the form of an African American.
Yo Quayden thats my girl!
Quayden by DanielPickard November 7, 2017

Dan Quayle 

People rip on Bush for having speaking problems and a couple dumb quotes. However Dan Quayle beats him hands down (even though Quayle would suddenly look at his hands and say they are above his feet so he doesn't know what we are talking about)
Irritating Pro-Demo kid that is a disgrace to his party affliations: Bush sucks at life he is so stupid their has never been anyone as stupid as him in power!
Me: How 'bout Dan Quayle you douche bag.
Dan Quayle by P. Kaltenbach March 19, 2007

Dan Quayle Moment

The Act of an obsession over an fictional character's moral values from a show, movie, book, or online video.
Paul Ryan had his Dan Quayle Moment when he complained about "House of Cards" character Frank Underwood whom he dislikes for having a affair with a staff reported while serving in the House Of Representatives.
Dan Quayle Moment by Libertatis August 18, 2014
An ambiguous term of many meanings. Can be negative, positive or sexual in nature
"I brought a chick back last night and she totally quayled everywhere"

"It's gonna get pretty quayley tonight..."

"guy looks a complete quayle"
Quayle by smithlaaaaaaaaaaar December 16, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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