Quarterly Financial Gangbang
The Quarterly Financial Gangbang is an event that occurs four times a year typically in the months of March, June, September and December. (The exact months may change, and it can even sometimes be 6-monthly in certain places) It is the convergence of large bills hitting households that are charged quarterly such as property tax, insurance, power, water and vehicle registration at the same time.
The effect on the affected person feels like they're having a train run on them by a particularly well-endowed and highly aggressive family of silverback gorillas. This is often the root cause of if the intense rage a taxpayer feels when they see the government was giving hundreds of millions of dollars to fund projects like transgender opera in Peru.
The effect on the affected person feels like they're having a train run on them by a particularly well-endowed and highly aggressive family of silverback gorillas. This is often the root cause of if the intense rage a taxpayer feels when they see the government was giving hundreds of millions of dollars to fund projects like transgender opera in Peru.
Hey Mike I'd love to have a beer with you after work but I'm right in the middle of the Quarterly Financial Gangbang so I can't afford it and have been living on unseasoned white rice for the last couple of weeks just to keep a roof over my head.
Quarterly Financial Gangbang by TheSpazFromRainman July 28, 2026
