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Quarter Pounce

While on the bus, you spot a quarter and mention it to the drunk old man besides you. He eyes it for a long while. When you leave, he finally pounces on it.
Scottie: "HEY LOOK! A quarter!"
Old man: "Oh yeah look at that."
Scottie: "You better quarter pounce that!"
Old Man: "Oh yeah, I'll pounce all over that."
Quarter Pounce by goodnightlydz April 27, 2009
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Quarter Pounder With Cheese Meal 

The act of sticking your penis in a girls vagina and sticking your fist up her ass crack to resemble a quarter pounder from Mac Donalds. The anal sex is the quarter pounder and the penis is the french fries you get in the combo meal to dip in a girls vagina or menstruation which is the fancy ketchup from McDonalds. The coke or drink from the combo meal is done by ejaculating in the asscrack or pussy of the girl to complete the combo meal.
I gave her a quarter pounder with cheese meal. Dude, she never was so pissed in her life.

Double Quarter Pounder 

The best bloody burger ever made. You can buy it from McDonalds. At the bottom is bread, then cheese, then beef, more cheese, more beef, more cheese, pickles, onions, tomato sauce, mustard and then bread. Just reading this should make your mouth water.
Bob: Can i have a medium double quarter pounder meal with a coke as the drink ?
McDonald's Employee: Sure, that comes to $8.45
Bob: Thanks mate

Double quarter pounder 

When Male is on the toilet and his female partner comes in and wants sex, the Male continues his business while female sits on his erect penis facing him and that is called multi-tasking.
Dude: "Hey girl, ya down for a double quarter pounder?"

Female: "Hell yeah, let me hop on"

Or

Female:" hey babe, whatcha doing?"

Dude: "Takeing a shit!"

Female: "Damn, that is hot, I'm gonna hop on that cock and take you to pound town!"

Dude: "This is tha shit!"
Double quarter pounder by #PICN March 21, 2020

Quarter Pounder with Cheese 

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Double quarter pounder 

A heart attack between two buns
Guy- Hello... hmmm I'd like to order a Double Quarter Pounder with fries and a large drink.

*1 hour later*

Guy- Where am I

Doctor- The emergency room

Quarter pounder with cheese 

i went to mcdonalds and i ate a quarter pounder with cheese.
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