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The Quarmby name originated in Leicestershire, with the bestowed holding seats as Lords of the manner in parliament.

Now some 47 years later, the name still goes strong and a long line of lucky descendants remain.

If you have not already noted, it is imperative to highlight that only the most prestigious, vivacious, forward thinking and innovative individuals are to be graced with the name 'Quarmby'.
"WOW!, i wish i was a Quarmby"

"Oh kevin, I DO!! (just on the basis of your family name alone). . . . . Mrs Quarmby oooooooeeeee Swoons**"
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Layton faggy quarmby 

A puff who grinds warzone like his Nan grinds the Muslims outside of mosque
I’m layton faggy quarmby I’m a fat puff wanna play warzone babes
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Verb. To quarmay, to completely kill a conversation with a single input that the contributor believes to be funny.
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Elliot: No. You quarmayed it.
Quarmay by the lads.. December 4, 2010
Is a small fictional primate that is smarter than most primates.
Hey look its a quamby.
Quamby by Bing Ordanate September 20, 2009
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