Quark-Gluon Igniter

A hypothetical device that would use quark-gluon plasma to initiate a larger reaction or effect—perhaps triggering fusion, creating exotic matter, or opening portals to other dimensions, depending on which fringe theory you're reading. Quark-gluon igniters belong to the realm where physics meets science fiction meets conspiracy theory: they sound scientific enough to be plausible to non-experts, but describe phenomena that current physics places far beyond engineering feasibility. The igniter concept adds a layer of plausible deniability—it's not a weapon itself, just a trigger, so its development could be justified for "research" while actually being weapons work. This kind of plausible-sounding speculation is catnip for conspiracy theorists, who see in it confirmation of their darkest suspicions about hidden military programs.

Example: "The patent application was for a Quark-Gluon Igniter—or at least that's how conspiracy forums translated the dense physics jargon. Never mind that the actual document was about basic fusion research; the words were exciting enough to power a thousand theories."

Quark-Gluon Igniter by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008