Quarantine Clean

adjective used to describe what an OCD person does to the home when bored with nothing else to do in quarantine. Each project should take no fewer than 5 hours. Projects include such things as Cleaning the oven, cleaning fridge, descaling the dishwasher, scrubbing baseboards, scrubbing grout. Will result in much satisfaction after sweating and cursing under the breath for hours on end. No more than one project per day, and each item cleaned can never. Ever. Be used or touched. Again!!!

This covid -19 virus has my oven, windows and kitchen grout quarantine clean.

by J to the R April 8, 2020

Quarantine-clean

The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.

When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.

I know there’s no one comin to visit cause of covid-19; so I keep my house quarantine-clean.

by Kmo7 April 12, 2020

Quarantineceañera

Noun. When you don’t give one fuck because you’re off work and throw a party/have a friend gathering when federal isolation and quarantine are recommended. Such as during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2019-2020.

Used in a group text:
“Coronavirus! It’s here. No work until April. Fml I'm so bored, everything is shut down and I have no toilet paper.”
“I know, I’m off too. Let’s have a quarantineceañera tomorrow. Everyone come over/let's go out. I don’t care if I get sick.”

by pantstime March 16, 2020

Quarantineceañera

Noun. When you don’t care because you’re off work and throw a party/have a friend gathering when federal isolation and quarantine are recommended. Such as during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2019-2020.

Used in a group text:
“Coronavirus! It’s here. No work until April. Everything is shut down except the bars.”
“I know I’m off too. Let’s have a quarantineceañera tomorrow. Everyone come over/lets go out. I don’t care if I get sick.”

by pantstime March 16, 2020