Quaker Oats 

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.

I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!

Quaker Oats by a nub November 8, 2018

Quaker Oats 

Adjective. a word used to describe someone who fits the stereotypical conservative look, like a typical quaker.

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that Amish Lady with the hair net?

Dude 2: Sheeah dude, 'course. She was super Quaker Oats, 100% For SURE!

Quaker Oats by savetheicebears July 6, 2010

Quaker Oats stocks

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related

Would you like to invest in Quaker oats stocks.

Quaker Oats stocks by Thequakerguy November 15, 2021

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day 

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

Quakeroats 

Having sex during an earthquake.

After a huge earthquake, two people were found naked in a bathroom of a destroyed apartment in which they had done the Quakeroats.

Quakeroats by Frightfuldog November 9, 2009