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The most amazing person in the world but at the turn of a switch can become an evil bag stealing gremlin.
Person 1: Oh my god, where did my bag go!?
Person 2: Bro that Qiwen must've stolen it.
Person 1: Oh mannnnn
Qiwen by notyourgrandad April 7, 2022
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qwengers 

A girl, normally, who is a basic bitch. She would probably be very provocative, promiscuous, wear the basic addidas clothing with nike cap and would overuse snapchat filters (mainly the flower crown and dog filter). The opposite of qwengers is pengers.
Example 1: 'Dat gyal isn't badders - she's qwengers! She gave my man uck for a benz in Tesco parking lot!'
Example 2: (Dad to his daughter) 'Please stop dressing like that darling. All the boys will think you are qwengers.'
qwengers by Jamil.D May 18, 2016
James' dog is a qwengdo
Qwengdo by infinitegarlicbread March 18, 2019
A very beautiful girl. Bright, and intelligent. Everyone loves her, she's always the life of the party.
"Wow, Qwen is so beautiful!"
"I don't see how anyone couldn't love Qwen."
Qwen by teenmom1 December 19, 2016
Quick winds escaping nostrils. A more subtle version of "lol". For use in text. "lol" is used a lot when people are smiling, but not laughing audibly. "qwen" more accurate in most cases and super easy to type.
They: "How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream."
You: qwen
qwen by qwen inventor November 30, 2021
He is a really smart boy but normally use it in the wrong purpose and he is also very handsome you would see him going around hunting for pretty 小妹妹 which is also girls and he will be hype and will tell you all the details about games. Never ever trust him in homework as he is failing in math which most of the people will think it is hard. Trustworthy and have lots of Enemies.
Jacquiline: OMG look at that Qi Wen he is so pro when it comes to games while i suck at it.

Mirsha: Don't worry he will teach you and i think you will be as pro as him 1 day
Sofea: I bet
Zenon: Agreed
This is how you defined someone by meaning he is a pro at games
The word being defined by soneone please use this word
Qi Wen by DevilBoyz February 2, 2020
Well Qiwei has a unique personality of eating her boyfriend which are freshly made spring rolls as I shall describe it. Erica says that she has phat lips. She is the type to send weird pictures but that's how you know it is Qiwei and not some sketchy ant trying to rob her phone.
erica: OH NO! I HAD A BILLION SPRING ROLLS ON MY PLATE BUT WHY IS THERE 999,999,999 NOW!

hobo: i'm guessing Qiwei ate one
Qiwei by frova. April 15, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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