QUANTosexual

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A person who starts out chasing FAANG for the prestige, stock options, and big-tech aura, but discovers HFT and develops an unhealthy attraction to quantitative trading, elite engineering, and absurd compensation.

Abhinav used to be FAANGosexual, chasing Google, Meta, Amazon and the FAANG dream. Then he discovered HFT salaries, low-latency engineering and a world where microseconds are worth millions. He realized FAANG was just the tutorial. Bro became Quantosexual.

QUANTosexual by abhinavpro August 29, 2026

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QUANTosexual

A person who starts out chasing FAANG for the prestige, stock options and big-tech aura, but eventually discovers HFT firms like Jane Street, Citadel, HRT and Jump , and develops an unhealthy attraction to elite engineering, quantitative trading, absurd compensation and shaving microseconds off systems.

Abhinav used to be FAANGosexual, chasing Google, Meta, Amazon and the FAANG dream. Then he discovered Jane Street, Citadel, HRT and the world of HFT, where elite engineers fight over microseconds worth millions. He realized FAANG was just the tutorial. Bro became Quantosexual.

QUANTosexual by abhinavpro August 29, 2026

Related Words

QUANTosexual • Quansexual • quadrosexual • quintsexual • Quantumsexual • quatrosexual • Quinta-sexual

Quantumsexual

Someone whose sexuality and/or fetishes fluctuate rapidly, changing seemingly at random, and aren't fixed unless directly observed.

A bastardized version of the Uncertainty Principle and Observer Effect of Quantum Mechanics, Applied to ones Sexuality.

That bitch was into BDSM and guys one minute, and hated them the next. Whats up with that? She is totally Quantumsexual.

Quantumsexual by 090876510bna November 2, 2014

Quansexual

A gay non-binary sexuality where you can change ethnicity's based on your personality for the day. And you're attracted to other quans.

"Oh my gosh girl I think he's a quansexual, he was white yesterday now he's German"

Quansexual by LGBT-pedia September 26, 2022

quintsexual

Someone who is attracted to men, women, transgendered, neutral/asexual, and plants.

Jane is quintsexual...she'll do ANYTHING...

quintsexual by Sharpie Rainbow March 19, 2008

quadrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to males, females and any animal, and is a hermaphrodite that can reproduce asexually (much like bacteria).

Quadrosexual: "Make-a love to my body"
Johnny: "Are you gay?!"
Quadrosexual: "No, I'm a quadrosexual" *promptly has sex with self, reproduces to form 3 selves and has sex with Johnny while licking a dog's anus"

quadrosexual by Trollip December 27, 2007

quadrosexual

someone who fucks girls, guys, animals and inaniment objects

last night at the big party this one guy screwed another guys girlfeiend, some girls boyfriend, the nieghbors dog, and the living room chair. i think hes quadrosexual

quadrosexual by number1thizzz December 28, 2007

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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