QUANTosexual

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A person who starts out chasing FAANG for the prestige, stock options and big-tech aura, but eventually discovers HFT firms like Jane Street, Citadel, HRT and Jump , and develops an unhealthy attraction to elite engineering, quantitative trading, absurd compensation and shaving microseconds off systems.

Abhinav used to be FAANGosexual, chasing Google, Meta, Amazon and the FAANG dream. Then he discovered Jane Street, Citadel, HRT and the world of HFT, where elite engineers fight over microseconds worth millions. He realized FAANG was just the tutorial. Bro became Quantosexual.

QUANTosexual by abhinavpro August 29, 2026

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Quantumsexual

Someone whose sexuality and/or fetishes fluctuate rapidly, changing seemingly at random, and aren't fixed unless directly observed.

A bastardized version of the Uncertainty Principle and Observer Effect of Quantum Mechanics, Applied to ones Sexuality.

That bitch was into BDSM and guys one minute, and hated them the next. Whats up with that? She is totally Quantumsexual.

Quantumsexual by 090876510bna November 2, 2014

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Quansexual

A gay non-binary sexuality where you can change ethnicity's based on your personality for the day. And you're attracted to other quans.

"Oh my gosh girl I think he's a quansexual, he was white yesterday now he's German"

Quansexual by LGBT-pedia September 26, 2022

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quintsexual

Someone who is attracted to men, women, transgendered, neutral/asexual, and plants.

Jane is quintsexual...she'll do ANYTHING...

quintsexual by Sharpie Rainbow March 19, 2008

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quadrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to males, females and any animal, and is a hermaphrodite that can reproduce asexually (much like bacteria).

Quadrosexual: "Make-a love to my body"
Johnny: "Are you gay?!"
Quadrosexual: "No, I'm a quadrosexual" *promptly has sex with self, reproduces to form 3 selves and has sex with Johnny while licking a dog's anus"

quadrosexual by Trollip December 27, 2007

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quadrosexual

someone who fucks girls, guys, animals and inaniment objects

last night at the big party this one guy screwed another guys girlfeiend, some girls boyfriend, the nieghbors dog, and the living room chair. i think hes quadrosexual

quadrosexual by number1thizzz December 28, 2007

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quatrosexual

1. Noun - One who is willing to do anything sexual for a quarter

I'm so broke i'm willing to go quatrosexual

quatrosexual by Candy the Stripper March 14, 2006

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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