Quaf

the sound heard from the ballsack hitting the taint of a female (or male) while getting pounded

Cindy could here a faint quaf from Lyle pounding Laura in the other room

by King Cobe Bra April 14, 2009

Quaf

A man's hairstyle that is formed when he is going down on a woman and she queefs so forcefully that it blows his hair back.

"Do you like my hair? I was going down on my girlfriend this morning and she queefed so hard in my face. Blew my hair into the perfect quaf."

by THEwoman August 21, 2014

Quaf

An extremely powerful queef; A violent eruption from the male genitalia that instantly transforms he-who-quafed into a female.

Person 1: "Dude! I quafed so hard last night!"
Person 2: "Queefquaftittotgooglygoochy"
Person 3 (obseving Persons 1 and 2): "Classic menoche."

Upon hearing a powerful explosion, Jim rushed back to the bedroom to discover that Tim had quafed a hole into the ceiling. "TIM! Are you alright?!", he roared. Tim replied, "Shut the gow."

by Theocracy September 2, 2010

Quaf

When a women queefs and farts at the same time words collide! Its the most unsettling thing known to man kind

Cynthia totally had to Quaf after sex and her insides blew up it was a total mess! That Quaf was Disgusting I didn't know if she shit her self or was trying to blow up a balloon.

by Snoochie February 19, 2015

Quaf

a rumbly fart in which the air forcefully disturbs the ball sack

Craig let quaf so disturbing, that it disabled his ability to procreate

by King Cobe Bra April 14, 2009

QUAF

Questionable as Fuck

Those Westboro Baptist Church people are QUAF.

Drinking and driving is so QUAF.

by CHcreatedthis February 20, 2012

quaf

Really long and messy hairdo.

"Yo look at this guys quaf, looks like hes growing that for money"

by Marek k May 11, 2007