quaf

Really long and messy hairdo.

"Yo look at this guys quaf, looks like hes growing that for money"

by Marek k April 29, 2007

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noun: an obnoxiously large mountain shaped or seed bumb like fold of hair on top of a females head.

that girls quaf could pretect me from getting shot in world war 2.

by tori caputo and jenn ward. but mostly tori October 19, 2007

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so u meet this girl at the bar and she got some nice tits so your like hey baby come with me to my house and shes drunk so she like aight lets roll, so you get to your house and you cant start all floppy you gotta get hard so she playin with your dick after your hard you lube your dick up and jam it in her ass make that hole huge big enough to put ur head in and u cant forget about her tits so you turn her over and lube her tits up and fuck her tits until you cum all over her tits then she licks it off her tits and spits it all over her face then you take a picture

wow you jus got quafed

by pooponastickandlickitoff July 17, 2009

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Quafe

The most popular softdrink in the Universe.

Quafe first appeared two centuries ago and, like so many soft drinks, was initially intended as a medicine for indigestion and tender stomachs. But the refreshing effects of the drink appealed to everyone and the drink quickly became hugely popular. This success of the Quafe Company, which has mostly come about in the last three decades or so, can be largely credited to one man: Poire Viladillet, the CEO of the Quafe Company for the past 35 years. Under his leadership the Quafe Company has propelled from being one of several leading soft drink manufacturers into a clear and undisputed supremacy.

Have a Quafe and smile...
That Quafe is goood...

by Gallente represenative October 27, 2004

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