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A humorous substitute for "pilot," often used within the aviation community. Many believe the obviously incorrect spelling is meant to be the humor itself, but the word actually comes from an anonymous user operating under the username "PyloteP6" who would often write comments online on proposed FAA Advisory Circulars around 2012. These comments would detail supposed outrageous practices the user had witnessed during his career as an airline pilot, and would frequently try to "expose" the aviation industry by claiming that pilots were frequently intoxicated in the cockpit, that sexual favors were required to get top airline positions, and that being anally raped was widely considered a rite of passage for flight attendants.

The term is now most commonly used on the Reddit forum r/shittyaskflying, where users substitute "pilot" for "pylote" as a way of mocking fellow pilots or signalling their participation in the niche aviation humor.
"For some reason, the girl at the bar was not impressed when I told her I was a pylote."

"For pylotes, the alcohol rule is '8 hours, bottle to throttle.' That means that after 8 hours of heavy drinking, the bottle turns into a throttle."
Pylote by Squad Breeder March 23, 2022
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Pylote: is to assume responsibly and act cooperatively, but without restrictions and/or limitations, to a party in crisis. Also see White Flag
Pylote is encouraged during times of need or crisis. Also to assist with generalised co-op.
Pylote by Bryn Benn March 27, 2020

Plotential 

A highly desirable script or book concept because of the strength of both the plot and characters, and a rare Writer's unique presentation of the story.

Not many writing works have true 'plotential' since they do not add elements that dramatically build on familiar story mechanics yet are still unpredictable and/or unique.
That new independant film has 'plotential', I am so tired of all the predictable remakes of my parent's movies.

We just found a 'plotential' writer, we optioned a three script deal.

As your editor, I believe these changes will give the script more 'plotential', your writing was pretty bland and formulaic.
Plotential by H8 Bollywood June 19, 2009

digestive pyrotechnics

To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.
I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.

Pyrotechnishessness

the mood when you want to blow something up or set fire to something
"dude im feeling pyrotechnishessness today"
"im so pyrotechnishessness right now i am going to blow up my fucking mail box"
Pyrotechnishessness by zakk moore January 12, 2008

pyrotechnopikachuphobia 

fear of fire breathing pikachus
dang, he is a pyrotechnopikachuphobia man.

pyrotechnics

A really fun subject of study used in consideration for blowing the shit out of things. Includes knowledge of chemistry and adaptation of other manufactured and industrial components to create explosives and fireworks.
Hey dude, I just made a flamethrower out of PVC and ethanol. Let's go nuke that army recruiter that smiles too much like he has diabetes.
pyrotechnics by Kamisama April 30, 2005