Pwunct 

The most ugliest man you will ever see.

Pwunct? Oh- that guy: Yeah he is fucking ugly. Like the most autistic looking guy you will ever see.

Pwunct by flopap August 2, 2021

Pwunct 

the fatass furry

Pwunct: hi
user: Bitch stfu you used a senzu bean on Michael jacksons corpse and that bitch got up and started moonwalking with KameHameHa waves coming out of his diamond glove dumb ass built like sonic head ass yo ass was on dance dance revolution 2 practicing yo high school prom dance skills bitch ass boy fuck is you saying snitch now im on yo shit bitch yo iphone 5 got a screenprotector on it that absorbs salt dumb ass fat ass chubby built looking like spongebobs dick and you paid 400 dollars for that shit tahts why Shisui Uchiha put you in a Genjutsu that made yo 5 senses evaporate bitch ass bitch yo mom fell into sleep paralysis cuz yo ass got a Optical Illusion ceiling fan bitch ass whore you get to turning that shit on and all you see is a black and red spiral dumb ass nasty ass fat fucking bitch you stupid as fuck boy yo ass is a arabian knight spirit that died in 1432 because yo ass got speared in yo back by Theodore Rosevelt with a Golden Eagle dumb ass gay ass fuck is you saying bitch yo ass got a piggy bank in yo room thats soul bounded to only catching Nickels dumb ass hoe fuck is you saying bitch yo ass still got a 3DS and the only game you got is Sonic Unleashed and yo ass is stuck on the first stage because 3 of yo buttons broke dumb ass bitch yo ass can only move up and down dumb ass boi fuck is u saying yo ass got 3 candles lit up in yo bathroom to do ancient christian japanese dragon ball z shenron chants to summon the Goddess of Bumblebees dumbass

Pwunct by Pwunct August 1, 2021

punctuation pee 

Final pee that marks the end of a bowel movement.

Tom was certain that his explosive diarrhea was finally over when his punctuation pee started.

punctuation pee by JudyAK May 9, 2011

punctuation flatulence 

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.

My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.

punctuation flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Cock-u-Puncture 

Penis piercings

Girl #1: I could not do Brian, that guy had a Prince Albert piercing that was like major in caliber. No way was that going in my pussy. I tried to give him a beej, but I ended up giving him more of a handjob.

Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture

Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!

Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.

Cock-u-Puncture by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011

Scarlet Punctuation 

1. A woman's period. That time of the month.

2. When you can actually see the leakage through the clothing.

1. You better lay off of Gloria. She's got the Scarlet Punctuation.

2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?

Scarlet Punctuation by McCock, the Crime Dick August 25, 2006

Punction

To be punctioned is to be passively aggressively attacked over text with the use of full punctuation.

Plurals include punctioned, punctioning

Bro 1: "Yo she just texted back"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"

Punction by GreatNormalPerson December 2, 2022