Before attending his first meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous, Jeremy was required to complete a pubonics class offered at the local community college (entry in rear). For homework he ravaged three muff puppies, boned two tuna, and phoned it in on a booty call.
this strange illness is much like the bubonic plague only its an increased explosion of pubic hair. it can cover your whole body making you look like chewbaka or it can make you look like a human tumble weed.
Crabs, Public lice: get's transported from person to person during intercourse. The main symptom is itching, usually in the pubic-hair area, resulting from hypersensitivity to louse saliva, which can become stronger over two or more weeks following initial infestation. In some infestations, a characteristic grey-blue or slate coloration appears (maculae caeruleae) at the feeding site, which may last for days.
Paul: "What the fuck Steve, stop scratching your balls."
Steve:"Sorry man your sister gave me the Pubonic Plague."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.