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the art and skill that is shaving off your pubic hair or grooming your pubic area.
Before getting it on, I like to practice proper pubonics.
pubonics by ivonne carley June 21, 2004
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The slanguage of sex addicts.
Before attending his first meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous, Jeremy was required to complete a pubonics class offered at the local community college (entry in rear). For homework he ravaged three muff puppies, boned two tuna, and phoned it in on a booty call.
pubonics by loincloth January 12, 2008
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pubonic plague 

this strange illness is much like the bubonic plague only its an increased explosion of pubic hair. it can cover your whole body making you look like chewbaka or it can make you look like a human tumble weed.
omg my pubs have grown so much like an afro

help i cant stop rolling becuase my pubes have entangled me

hey mister do you have a cure for the pubonic plague??

pubonic plague by the dark devil August 16, 2006

Pubonic Plague 

Crabs, Public lice: get's transported from person to person during intercourse. The main symptom is itching, usually in the pubic-hair area, resulting from hypersensitivity to louse saliva, which can become stronger over two or more weeks following initial infestation. In some infestations, a characteristic grey-blue or slate coloration appears (maculae caeruleae) at the feeding site, which may last for days.
Paul: "What the fuck Steve, stop scratching your balls."

Steve:"Sorry man your sister gave me the Pubonic Plague."
Pubonic Plague by dsorchestra90 November 1, 2010
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