Put on socks

To place a condom or "rubber" around a penis, or "dick"

Before me and my girl got it on, I "put on socks" to make sure we wouldnt have a bun in the oven.

STAY SAFE KIDS

by Deloro Bigpenis July 10, 2005

Put 't sock on

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.

Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.

by FinbarSaunders March 2, 2021

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009