Pussy Block 

Similar to a "cock block."
This technique is used to stop a bitch from gettin some.

"Yeah, I tried to ask that girl to dance but she was a real bitch and told me to go fuck myself. Later I saw her trying to talk with some guy, when I got the chance I pulled the guy aside and told him that I had had sex with the girl a week ago and since then I haven't been able to piss without feeling like my dick was on fire. The girl kept trying to talk to the guy the rest of the night but he kept ignoring her. You should have seen the look on her face. I pussy blocked that shit like Greg Oden!"

Pussy Block by AD12345 January 24, 2009

Pussy Block 

Cock block for lesbians.

That dyke is getting pussy blocked!

Pussy Block by Riddler November 26, 2004

pussy block 

Pretty much has the same meaning as cock block or baller block, except that it refers to a female who is being prevented from scoring sexually with a man or another woman(if she is a lesbian or bisexual).

(at the bar)

Danny: (drunkenly talking to a girl who approached him with bedroom eyes and the intention of getting laid) "Hey baby, you do realize you are a total amazon, right? Mmmm, those lips, legs, breasts, and ass of yours! I really wanna nap with you tonight!"
Gertude: *giggles* "Sure hun, I'm sure you really need it! And for starters, my name is Gertrude!"
Danny: "While I don't think that that is the loveliest name I've ever heard, your manner and appearance really make up for it! Giggidy giggidy!"
Gertrude: "Yeah really, little man! How would ya like some of my lipstick on your dipstick, hmm?"
Danny: "Awwwwriiiight!"
*Suddenly Danny's friend Garrett runs out of nowhere and bodyslams Gertrude into a table*
Gertrude: "Hey why you little...!!?" *is knocked out temporarily for a few minutes*
Garrett: "Shut up, cheese hog and stay the fuck away from my homie here!"
Danny: "You asshole!! I was having a good time with my new bitch Gertrude and all of a sudden you break in to pussy block her for no reason!"
Garrett: "Dude. If you weren't so spaced out, you'd have an idea how fat and weather beaten that girl is. You obviously thought her name was the only ugly thing about her thanks to your beer goggles."
Danny: *hic* "Huh?? Well man you do know, that I'm also attracted to fat women right?"
Garrett: "But, but, you, um..."
Danny: "Whatever! She's MINE now so accept it, like it or not! *goes over to Gertrude, who was now getting up* Okay baby, let's go to my apartment and hit the sack! I'm really jonesin for some more cushion for the pushin!"
Gertrude: Yay! Let's go sweetie and let's get horizontal with each other!

*Still inebriated, Danny walks out the bar with his fat sow and returns to his appartment with her for a night of love making that would eventually blossom into a "beautiful" relationship, regardless of Gertrude's appearance after Danny sobering up."





Mark H. Urban slang contributer since February 2004.

pussy block by Mark H April 2, 2005

Pussy block 

When men try to convince lesbians to sleep with men instead of women. Men who are flirting with lesbians, bothering them or getting in the way of lesbians meeting women are pussy blocking.

"Hey Kelly, do you see that creep Mark pussy blocking Jennifer? He's wasting his time!"

Pussy block by ShylaLovely June 2, 2021

Pussy block 

A wlw that stops other wlw from gettin some puss. a real cunt *derogatory*

damn that lesbian is a real pussy block

Pussy block by neenahbean November 12, 2022

pussy blocker

Like a cock blocker, a pussy blocker is someone who prevents a woman from getting cock.

Kim did not want Emily to sleep with Karl, with a "K", so she made up a story about Emily having herpes, so Karl would not fuck her! So then Emily the next day called Kim a pussy blocker, she is a pussy blocking bitch! Then they got into a pillow fight in their underwear and accidentaly kissed...

pussy blocker by Charlie Mann January 29, 2007

Pussy Blocker

Someone who on purpose inhibits a girl from hooking up with someone. Like a cock blocker just in reverse.

Yasmeen: "Who's your friend? he's hot"
Harry: "You cant hook up with him"

Yasmeen: "Pussy blocker!"

Pussy Blocker by Harrythepussyblocker June 6, 2010